Hello and welcome to THE DOG MUSEUM (1997-2001).
The ol' dm is rather outdated and unfunny at this point, so we're not entirely sure why you're here. We'll do our best to entertain regardless.
Before you peruse this mediocre fare, you may ask, "How did you lose your sense of humor?" Friends, the answer is simple – cheddar, cabbage, bling-bling, bones, donuts; in toto, commerce.
If you're curious about badminton this Saturday contact Josh.